How my family knows I'm on a deadline

1. I'm using toothpicks to hold open my eyes so I can squeeze in one more page.

2. I'm talking to people they don't see and asking them why I had to write them doing such and such.

3. I ask the litterbox why it won't clean itself.

4. My hands seem permanently fused to the keyboard.

5. The kids don't recognize me unless I'm behind a laptop.

6. I count words in my sleep.

7. I have pizza delivery on speeddial and say, "Let them eat cake!" a lot. Hey, it's got wheat and eggs *blinks*.

8. The dog barks whenever I'm out of my desk chair because I do apparently have legs.

9. The grass grew around me while I was writing.

10. There is dust everywhere in my house BUT the laptop.

These are tongue in cheek. *Grins* but I am on a deadline LOL.

Mechele Armstrong aka Lany of Melany Logen
http://www.mechelearmstrong.com
http://www.melanylogen.com