Showing posts with label facts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label facts. Show all posts

Nov 10, 2011

When You Need a Laugh


After a really long week, I’m in the mood to share something light and fun. The following are Twitter hashtags and users who occasionally give me a laugh or share an interesting fact or quote. Even if you aren’t on Twitter, you can still click on the links and check them out. I’ve included a sampling of tweets with each hashtag or Twitter user listed below.

(For those of you who are not familiar with a hashtag, it’s a way for users to search and follow themed content across all tweets by using the # symbol to mark keywords or topics in a Tweet.)


#FiveWordsAfterSex
  • Note to self: Buy batteries (via @TweakerTweets)
     
  • I can't feel my legs (via @Brownskin_Mo)
     
  • Round four in the shower (via @Arii_B_SoReal)
     
  • Guess you're not Gay (via @Treehousecasino) 

@OMGFactsSex

  • Despite conventional wisdom, men are actually more romantic than women! --- http://ow.ly/6J0pE
     
  • An identical twin has 20-50% chance of being gay if the other is
     
  • People have had sex 'on' the Moon! How so? -- http://t.co/BpTYPTjk
     
  • Men's testosterones levels rise by 45.7% after 7 days of not ejaculating! Details -- http://t.co/Ab7Szmy9
     
  • 34% of men admitted that they told lies to have sex

#sexquote
  • Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. - Rodney Dangerfield (via @Regeene)
     
  • Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. - Woody Allen (via @Regeene)
     
  • Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any. (via @MeghanJade)

#WorstPickUpLines

  • I like your clothes, I bed they'd look even better on my bedroom floor (via @387wagner)
     
  • girl I know yo feet hurt cause you been runnin through my mind all night! (via @FromLA_France)
     
  • Do you like clocks? (Yes.) Put two hands and a face on this. (Point down) (via @SindeeDanger)
     
  • Are my undies showing? Answer: "No." You: "Would you like them to? (via @The_WunderKind)

Do you have a hashtag or user you follow that gives you a good laugh?

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