This was stolen from a yahoo group I belong to. It was too good not to share. :)
Top Ten Reasons Books Are Better Than Sex
10. With books, it's socially acceptable to read both men and women.
9. A book never has to ask "Was it good for you?" --- and then lie and say it was.
8. You don't have to shower after reading a book.
7. The pope says you can have books before marriage.
6. You don't have to get a book drunk first.
5. Books last longer than three minutes.
4. If you don't like what you see between the covers, you can toss it aside and find another book right away.
3. With books, length isn't important.
2. A book can make you sick, but not the kind of sick that requires a trip to the clinic.
1. You can have a new book every night, and they don't get jealous.
Nov 21, 2008
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3 comments:
Actually...sometimes I DO need a cold shower after reading a book *g*
And, if you fall asleep while reading a clunker, you don't have to chew your arm off the next morning to free yourself from it.
Great post, Amanda!
I LOVE books, this is cool Amanda. :)
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